Tuesday, 12 August 2014

Two Art Brut Comic Strips By Luke Haines

These two original comic strips were commissioned by Eddie Argos and Art Brut for an i-tunes app for 'Art Brut's Greatest Hits.'

 The first one 'Good Weekend' (2xA4 ink on Bristol board, unframed) features a confused Sunn O))) contemplating a future with brand new member Eddie Argos; Imagine this collaboration instead of t' O)))'s somewhat predictable pairing with reclusive (but not really) high singing man Scott Walker. Imagine.

The second comic strip 'Modern Art' (1xA3 ink on Bristol board, unframed) features our (your) hero Eddie contemplating Modern Art, just like he does in the famous Art Brut song of the same name. Is there a connection to Tony Hancock's masterpiece 'The Rebel' in these black n white lines? There is.

Both comic strips are signed by the artist Luke Haines.

GOOD WEEKEND



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Saturday, 2 August 2014

'King Elton John and his partner David Futures' Acrylic on Canvas 40cm x 30. Original painting by Luke Haines.

Friends! (We are still friends I hope) Adjust your eye peepers. Adjust your brain box. Adjust your reality (adjust REALITY). This thing blazing colours (colors) into your head is an actually painting of King Elton John and his Partner David Futures. The future - that is the theme of this work of 'art'. Is it art? Is it beyond 'art?' Is it beneath 'art?' What does it mean? Why is King Elton John laughing? Is it because he has hidden the baby's eyes? And why is David Futures smiling so? Is it because he knows where King Elton John has hidden the baby's little eyes? Questions. Art is here to throw up questions, and let's be frank - this painting really does pose a fuck of a lot of questions.  





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Friday, 18 July 2014

LUKE HAINES MYTHIC MUTHAFUCKING ROCK N ROLL PAINTINGS FOR SALE

NEW LUKE HAINES PAINTINGS FOR SALE




'MYTHIC MUTHAFUCKING ROCK N ROLL' - A limited edition of 10 acrylic on canvas paintings by Luke Haines (30cm x 40cm)

Art lovers, art haters. The paint brushes whisper to me in the dead of night. They say 'Leave us alone, go back to sleep.' But I take heed of no man or brush. Like Ron Wood, I paint when I want to, and I want to paint.

This super limited edition (10 only) of new paintings, is based upon my new elpee 'New York In The '70s.' On which I sing the words 'Lou Reed Lou Reed' 68 times. Obviously, I can't paint 'Lou' 68 times, but I can paint him ten times. On the album I sing 'If variety is all that you're after, then get the fuck out of the church of repetition man, cos you're interrupting a master.' Repetition. 68 'Lou Reeds' you can put in your ears, and ten 'Lou Reeds' you can have on your wall. All art is repetition.

Each painting is in monochrome: blue, red, green, and black. Some even have 'cut ups' on them (from an email with a real 'NY Star. The words 'Mythic Muthafucking Rock N Roll' are daubed on the back frame. So, kick the smack and spend your money on art instead.



(Unfortunately you cannot request a specific colour painting - they will be distributed randomly.)

R & R Luke Haines.


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Wednesday, 2 October 2013

New - Paintings for Sale

Art lovers, Rock n Rollers, Art Rockers, and Lovers of The Rollers. (Shang a lang.) It is that time of year when my garret can no longer house any more of my fearsome (some say frightful) daubings. So, I make them available to you, the good people of God's internet. First off: a Walton On Thames Quartet, featuring Gene Vincent, Nick Lowe, and Jimmy Pursey. All the original paintings used in the Rock And Roll Animals CD and vinyl artwork. Making up the holistic number '4' is Kent Walton, this splodge is the original painting used in the almost famous 'Nine And A Half Psychedelic Meditations On British Wrestling...'
Furthermore, I can offer four more original paintings featured in the artwork of the North Sea Scrolls CD (and furious cake): 'Hawkwind Ascending Over Ladbroke Grove in Their Balloon...'; 'Enoch Powell Space Poet'; 'John Pilger' and 'Martin Cahill' (looking a bit like Alan McGee).
So fun-seeking art types, I wish you - happy bidding.

Paintings will be sent via first class mail/airmail within 7 days of payment.


GENE VINCENT


Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the artist.


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NICK LOWE

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the Artist.


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JIMMY PURSEY


Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the artist.


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KENT WALTON

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the artist.



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HAWKWIND

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the artist.


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ENOCH POWELL

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. Acrylic on canvas. 30cm x 40cm. Signed by the artist.


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JOHN PILGER

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. 30cm x 40cm. Acrylic on canvas. Signed by the artist.


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MARTIN CAHILL

Original painting by Luke Haines. Edition 1 of 1. 30cm x 40cm. Acrylic on canvas. Signed by the artist.



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Saturday, 11 February 2012

Catweazle 'Bonus Painting'

'Catweazle In Bathing Suit.' Acrylic On Canvas. 24cm x 30 cm. Original Painting By Luke Haines. Edition 1 0f 1. Signed By The Artist.

Catweazle, Catweazle, so good they named him once. Not quite. Catweazle, so good I painted him twice. This early version, a 'protoweazle', didn't make the Grapple Calendar. There he stands, Sickert like, in the blue gloom and attired in bathing suit. This is why I have called this cheeky number 'Catweazle In Bathing Suit.' Good that. There are flaws, let's be honest. But flaws are good, flaws are what 'it's' all about. The canon, say of the Pink Fairies is flawed. The catalogue of Brian Eno, say, is less flawed. Thus, without a map or a compass I have proved that the Pink Fairies are better than Brian Eno. Does Brian Eno ever think about Catweazle? He does not. But you will, you will, as you ponder whether to spend your hard-earned on this delightful canvas. Proving in the process that you are better than Brian Eno.




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Friday, 10 February 2012

Marc 'Rollerball' Rocco/Klondyke Kate paintings - SOLD OUT



Mark 'Rollerball' Rocco - Original painting by Luke Haines. 24 by 30cm. Acrylic On Canvas. Edition 1 of 1. Signed By The Artist.

Ah Rollerball, scourge of my fevered, youthful, imagination. What were you? A demented Viet Nam vet? A violent porno moustache man? A crazy yank? No. You were none of these. You were in fact a man from Bradford. A very hard man from Bradford. One helluva 'baddie' and one helluva fighter. In my song 'Inside the restless mind of Rollerball Rocco' our hero has a kind of Willard/Kurtz one on one session in Les Kellets' acrid transport cafe. Look at this painting. Gasp at the 3D spittle on Rollerballs lips. Tremble at the words 'Liver Sausage', painted with real silver paint. This painting could be your gateway into - the restless mind of Rollerball Rocco.

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Klondyke Kate - Original Painting By Luke Haines. 24 by 30cm. Acrylic On Canvas. Edition 1 of 1. Signed By The Artist.

'Ooh get you' you sneer. 'Did yer old fella treat you to a new do at the 'airdressers?' you sneer some more.
Except you don't. Because the lustrous barnet you have just scoffed at belongs to Klondyke Kate. One of the most fearsome ladies of grapple. And KK could pull yer ears off and stuff them between two slices of white bread, before you can say 'Liver Sausage Sandwich.' Touch the hair, marvel at the lurid purples. Painted with real purple paint. Fear everything. Fear nothing. Fear Kate. No, don't fear Kate, own her in acrylics.



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