tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-72070493378226004842024-03-14T05:12:50.404-07:00Luke Haines Outsider MusicUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207049337822600484.post-34495225278507233852016-11-09T08:06:00.004-08:002016-11-09T08:06:48.396-08:00FreqsFreqs - Release date 11th November. CD only.<br />
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Dawn of the drones. Rock 'n' Roll is essentially frequencies. And frequencies are all drones.<br />
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After recording my latest album for Cherry Red 'Smash The System' I still had the itch to record more. So I sat down with a Moog Werkstaat 001 synthesiser and did exactly that. The Moog (it's pronounced Moog not Moge - fucker) has 'the filter.' If you wanna go deep 'freq' you need 'the filter.' So here's the science bit: The Moog can hit frequencies so low that it could stun a cow at 50 ft, and so high that it could kill a dog on a Jumbo Jet. But of course any fool can record drones - so I put an end to that...<br />
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In July I trademarked the frequency 43 hertz. 43 hertz is an audible frequency just above a sub sonic. It can be heard in all electronic music, and pretty much all music apart from James Galway's greatest hits. To put it bluntly, If you are recording music or intend to release music in the future or have released music in the past then you probably owe me money. You'll keep though. On with the show -<br />
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The first 'side' of 'Freqs' ('Warning To The Freqs' and 'Freqs 1- 4') are all drone experiments. I have no idea what you are supposed to do when listening to this 'music.' Maybe take heroin.<br />
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The second 'side' of 'Freqs' (tracks 6 - 10) is the 'pop' side. 'Freqs' now becomes a 'meta' album. It's the story of what happens when a man (Luke Haines) effectively controls all sound. So, the freaks (or freqs) now inhabit a 'Ruined Airport' somewhere in eastern Britain. (eastern Britain is now located where Denmark used to be) In 'Ruined Airport' the planes come in, and so do the freaks (freqs) but no-one can ever leave...<br />
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Freq Out, boys n gals. 'Freqs' is out Friday 11th November and comes free with Electronic Sound Magazine. It can not be sold separately.<br />
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207049337822600484.post-86662108780528695242016-04-11T04:41:00.001-07:002016-04-11T04:41:28.606-07:00Three New Vince Taylor Paintings3 New Vince Taylor Paintings<br />
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'There's murder in the air Bill Hailey<br />
Out in the rock n roll nite<br />
Is he smoking a Pall Mall cigarette<br />
Or a flat 555?<br />
I'm just looking for Vince Taylor<br />
At the rock n roll station on the rock n roll train<br />
Jac rides a rock n roll bike in the rock n roll rain'<br />
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I wrote the above words. They are from a new song called 'Black Bunny.' And, when we write a song what do we (I) do? We (I) paint the song...so, here are three paintings of the epically strange Vince Taylor - you know all about him - he was partly the inspiration for Ziggy, he wrote 'Brand New Cadillac' (a song even the Clash failed to ruin) thought he was from America (he was from Isleworth) and went spectacularly berserk. A kind of orthodox rock n roll Syd Barratt.<br />
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So, here are three paintings - a Vince Taylor triptych - available as separate pieces.<br />
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<i>This painting is acrylic on canvas 25cm x 30cm edition 1 of 1. Painted and signed by Luke Haines. NOW SOLD OUT</i>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7207049337822600484.post-63703701084462627922015-11-09T07:00:00.000-08:002015-11-09T07:00:56.687-08:00Righteous Paintings - Ltd Edition of 20'RIGHTEOUS' PAINTINGS By Luke Haines. LIMITED EDITION OF 20<br />
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Available for 7 days only (Closes midnight Monday 16th November)<br />
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Hail Frenz and Fiends.<br />
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It has been a busy year. A year of the mini album, a 'Raving' LP, a cookbook, and of course my current 'waxwork': 'British Nuclear Bunkers'. A righteous year for me and hopefully for you brothers and sisters. To end the year I decided to pick up my paintbrushes, put on my Pete Townshend boiler-suit and size 50 DMs – and take to the canvas. This particular canvas is a limited edition of 20 individual 'Righteous' paintings, available in Maoist red and white and revolutionary black on red. These paintings are so revolutionary that they will only be available for 7 days.<br />
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So look, feel the power of the righteous fist salute, and don't let the heat run you off the streets.<br />
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Luke Haines, Baron of Righteousness. South England. 9th November 2015<br />
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'Raving' is the new Outsider Music CD
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of the 12- 14 songs that make up the 'Raving' album/ART statement.
Let's put that another way: Luke Haines has recorded this album 75
times (he is very tired). For you. For art. Each CD of 'Raving' is
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<b>'Marc Bolan Blues'</b> – 'Sitting
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'<b>The Incredible String Band' </b>–
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<b>Chris From The Stars - </b>A
song about a mythological character from teen soap 'Hollyoaks.' The
elusive 'Chris' lures the songs narrator into a dance of death. A
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<b>Herbie Hancock Has An Idea – </b>The
synth jazz pioneer is hungry. He needs spicy pizza. Originally titled
'Hungry Herbie.' Features an overdubbed 'Korg Attack' synth' solo.</div>
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<b>'68p In My Pocket' –</b>
You all know Iggy's 'I've got my cock in my pocket.' You may also
know the Velvet Undergrounds' 'Fever In My Pocket.' Well, this is a
song about a man who has 68p in his pocket.</div>
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<b>Hey Bobby </b>–
Bobby is a modern day Mad Hatter. Sometimes he's here - sometimes he
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<b>Makin' The Ladies Cry</b>
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<b>Drooling </b>–
'I'm sticky like the fluff on your chin. I'm dusty like dusty bin.'
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<b>Bomber Jacket </b>–
A song that didn't make it on the Auteurs Bootboys album because I
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<b>Impossible Art Band</b>
– A spoken word album wrapped up in under a minute. Frank Zappa's
entire career reduction. 4 instruments played simultaneously
including a reversed backwards piano. (Bobby sometimes creeps into
this track)</div>
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<b>Rave – </b>After
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<b>New Pagan Sun</b>
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Drug Onion Soup.</div>
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4 – 6 large 'brown' onions</div>
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Couple of cloves of garlic</div>
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Pinch of 'brown' sugar</div>
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Unhealthy glug of Vermouth or white
wine</div>
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A litre of beef stock (real or made
with fucking beef stock cube)</div>
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Scraps of left over beef (optional)</div>
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A few slices of Emmental cheese
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French bread</div>
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Drugs, as we all know, are incredibly
good for you. I'm not talking penicillin, antibiotics, aspirin, Mars
Bars. I'm talkin' 'bout street drugs brother. Speed cut with
Domestos, Julie Acid. Skag drugs. H. Henry the Horse. Harry the Hill,
Howard the Goodall. Once, various mimsies decried the use of these
fun recreational items (drugz) – 'Ooh no! you will git addicted and
you will die like Bam Bam out of Grange Hill School' they squealed.
Luckily these lust-less pipsqueaks have been righteously deposed by
the forward-thinking warlocks and occultists who now run our
sequinned cuntry. drugzzz make you confident, they make you live long
and they bring you out of yourself. Let's fucking cook. Mother, bring
me my drug onions, I'm going to make soup.</div>
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By the useful narrative device known as
'just making shit up' you have found yourself in New York's not-yet
gentrified Bowery, in the very early 80s. Let's say it's 1981, or
'82, it doesn't really matter because you are on so many drugs you
could be anywhere. The drugs have, of course, made you super healthy
and have given you a massive heart attack... No, that's wrong I meant
to say massive appetite. Yes, you have a massive appetite because you
have just taken a load of drugz. The only real downside of your
massive drug consumption is that it uses up all your money and now
all you've got left to eat is 4 – 6 brown onions, a few cloves of
garlic, a pinch of 'brown' sugar, an unhealthy glug of vermouth or
white wine, a litre of beef stock, scraps of leftover beef, a few
slices of emmental cheese, and some French bread. Fantastically –
and this is probably another by-product of your drug addiction –
all these ingredients can be used to cook up an easy (and healthy -
though not as healthy as your H) French Onion soup. Or for you, my
junky friend – Drug Onion Soup.</div>
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So, Cook. Cook it cunt. Fucking cook
you fucker. You Chinese fucking zoo man. You fucking no headed
remedialist. Fucking stop fucking around fucking cook. Fuck-legged
Fucker.</div>
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Heat up some oil in a heavy saucepan,
now thinly slice the onions. That's slice not chop. Only retards
chop, you my are a free thinker: a freetard. Freetards slice, retards
chop. Now, with the drug onions all nicely sliced chuck 'em in the
saucepan. Now cook on a high heat whilst continually stirring. The
onions must not stick to the pan. Once golden and a little brown
round the edges turn the heat way down. Chuck in the drug garlic and
add a pinch of sugar. You're going to leave this mush of drug onions
to very gently cook for about 25 minutes. Sweeten the fuck up. Now go
outside and smash your head repeatedly against the sharp corner of an
upended paving stone. (Optional.)
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Now would be the perfect time to stick
some drugs up your drug arms, that is after all the reason that God
gave you six arms. So, the music to accompany this pot of fucked
onions? You're probably thinking Johnny Thunders and the
Heartbreakers. You were probably with Johnny last night at the Mudd
club. Perhaps he was hitting you over the head with his guitar.
Perhaps you are Johnny Thunders. It doesn't matter because we are not
playing Johnny Thunders. We're going to go for something a little
less obvious: Lou Reeds' 1978 live album 'Take No Prisoners.'</div>
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'Take No Prisoners' is a live album
unlike any other. Throughout the 70s the live album became the
de-rigueur contractual obligation album for the artist and ,for the
punter, a cheap (they were usually doubles at single lp price)
greatest hits bashed-through juke box. 'Take No Prisoners' is neither
of these fucking 'things.' Recorded at New Yorks bottom line club,
Lou in 'playful' mood murders his greatest songs (you get the
impression on listening to this album that 'playful' for Lou would be
murderous for anyone else) Over a backing band comprising of men
mainly called 'Marty' and sounding only like an over-testosteroned E
Street band. (If you don't like sax then you'll like it even less
after listening to this.) Lou doesn't bother singing. He just
harangues: the audience, the head of his record label, the critic
Robert Christgau – who Lou calls a 'Toe fucker.' Lou even has an
argument with himself. It's a shame that old Lou Reed has saddled
himself with such a non-life enhancing reputation. 'Take No
Prisoners' really is a blast in a NY wise guy punching himself (and
everyone else) in the face kinda way.</div>
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Punch yourself in the face now you
gouched out feckless goat. The drug onions are calling you, they are
saying 'please mr junkie cover us in a leetle Vermouth so we bubble
exitedly.' Do it now skag dad. Then add the stock and bring it to the
boil and simmer, with saucepan lid off, for about an hour. Or until
Lou Reed calls you a 'toe fucker.'</div>
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Now, you've got time to sing a song to
the drug onions. Tell them you love them, and that you can't live
without them. Tell them you are going to Reno with a man called Iain.</div>
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To serve, melt some emmental on to the
french bread and chuck the toastie cheese bread into the drug onion
soup. Now then Duncan, it's time to Plate. The. Fuck. Up.</div>
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'LOU REED LOU REED' - A limited edition of 10 acrylic on canvas paintings by Luke Haines (30cm x 40cm)<br />
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Art lovers, art haters. The paint brushes whisper to me in the dead of night. They say 'Leave us alone, go back to sleep.' But I take heed of no man or brush. Like Ron Wood, I paint when I want to, and I want to paint.<br />
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This super limited edition (10 only) of new paintings, is based upon my new elpee 'New York In The '70s.' On which I sing the words 'Lou Reed Lou Reed' 68 times. Obviously, I can't paint 'Lou' 68 times, but I can paint him ten times. On the album I sing 'If variety is all that you're after, then get the fuck out of the church of repetition man, cos you're interrupting a master.' Repetition. 68 'Lou Reeds' you can put in your ears, and ten 'Lou Reeds' you can have on your wall. All art is repetition.<br />
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The first one 'Good Weekend' (2xA4 ink on Bristol board, unframed) features a confused Sunn O))) contemplating a future with brand new member Eddie Argos; Imagine this collaboration instead of t' O)))'s somewhat predictable pairing with reclusive (but not really) high singing man Scott Walker. Imagine.<br />
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The second comic strip 'Modern Art' (1xA3 ink on Bristol board, unframed) features our (your) hero Eddie contemplating Modern Art, just like he does in the famous Art Brut song of the same name. Is there a connection to Tony Hancock's masterpiece 'The Rebel' in these black n white lines? There is.<br />
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Both comic strips are signed by the artist Luke Haines.<br />
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'King Elton John and his partner David Futures' Acrylic on Canvas 40cm x 30. Original painting by Luke Haines.</div>
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Friends! (We are still friends I hope) Adjust your eye peepers. Adjust your brain box. Adjust your reality (adjust REALITY). This thing blazing colours (colors) into your head is an actually painting of King Elton John and his Partner David Futures. The future - that is the theme of this work of 'art'. Is it art? Is it beyond 'art?' Is it beneath 'art?' What does it mean? Why is King Elton John laughing? Is it because he has hidden the baby's eyes? And why is David Futures smiling so? Is it because he knows where King Elton John has hidden the baby's little eyes? Questions. Art is here to throw up questions, and let's be frank - this painting really does pose a fuck of a lot of questions. </div>
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Furthermore, I can offer four more original paintings featured in the artwork of the North Sea Scrolls CD (and furious cake): 'Hawkwind Ascending Over Ladbroke Grove in Their Balloon...'; 'Enoch Powell Space Poet'; 'John Pilger' and 'Martin Cahill' (looking a bit like Alan McGee).<br />
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HAWKWIND<br />
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Catweazle, Catweazle, so good they named him once. Not quite. Catweazle, so good I painted him twice. This early version, a 'protoweazle', didn't make the Grapple Calendar. There he stands, Sickert like, in the blue gloom and attired in bathing suit. This is why I have called this cheeky number 'Catweazle In Bathing Suit.' Good that. There are flaws, let's be honest. But flaws are good, flaws are what 'it's' all about. The canon, say of the Pink Fairies is flawed. The catalogue of Brian Eno, say, is less flawed. Thus, without a map or a compass I have proved that the Pink Fairies are better than Brian Eno. Does Brian Eno ever think about Catweazle? He does not. But you will, <i>you will</i>, as you ponder whether to spend your hard-earned on this delightful canvas. Proving in the process that you are better than Brian Eno.<br />
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Mark 'Rollerball' Rocco - Original painting by Luke Haines. 24 by 30cm. Acrylic On Canvas. Edition 1 of 1. Signed By The Artist.<br />
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Ah Rollerball, scourge of my fevered, youthful, imagination. What were you? A demented Viet Nam vet? A violent porno moustache man? A crazy yank? No. You were none of these. You were in fact a man from Bradford. A very hard man from Bradford. One helluva 'baddie' and one helluva fighter. In my song 'Inside the restless mind of Rollerball Rocco' our hero has a kind of Willard/Kurtz one on one session in Les Kellets' acrid transport cafe. Look at this painting. Gasp at the 3D spittle on Rollerballs lips. Tremble at the words 'Liver Sausage', painted with real silver paint. This painting could be your gateway into - the restless mind of Rollerball Rocco.<br />
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Klondyke Kate - Original Painting By Luke Haines. 24 by 30cm. Acrylic On Canvas. Edition 1 of 1. Signed By The Artist.<br />
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'Ooh get you' you sneer. 'Did yer old fella treat you to a new do at the 'airdressers?' you sneer some more.<br />
Except you don't. Because the lustrous barnet you have just scoffed at belongs to Klondyke Kate. One of the most fearsome ladies of grapple. And KK could pull yer ears off and stuff them between two slices of white bread, before you can say 'Liver Sausage Sandwich.' Touch the hair, marvel at the lurid purples. Painted with real purple paint. Fear everything. Fear nothing. Fear Kate. No, don't fear Kate, own her in acrylics.<br />
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Catweazle - in Heaven. Gary 'Catweazle' Cooper, based his act upon a children's TV character.<br />
Catweazle (the wrestler) didn't much look like Catweazle ( the children's telly wizard) but who the<br />
hell cared. With his sack cloth and long lank hair Catweazle was the closest thing to a real<br />
psychedelic wrestler. Now, everyone needs a gimmick and the 'Weazle had two. A plastic frog<br />
that he'd fanny around with, (much to the irritation of his opponents) and false teeth, that would<br />
invariably get knocked out of his mouth. Gasp at the streaks of silver paint that make up Catweazle's<br />
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Acrylic on canvas. 24 x 30cm. Painting by Luke Haines. 1 of 1.<br />
Shirley Crabtree - in Heaven. The undisputed people's favourite. Started wrestling in the '50s. Retired. Then came back in the 1970s as the beloved Big Daddy. Apparently the first man to unmask Nagasaki. Here, Big Daddy stands beneath the legend 'Rock 2.' Rock 2 is Daddy's favourite pre-set on the Casio VL Tone. The Casio VL tone is the people's keyboard, and Big Daddy is the people's wrestler. Religions are founded on less than this.<br />
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Jim Breaks - 'Cry Baby'<br />
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Acrylic on canvas. 24 x 30cm. Painting by Luke Haines. 1 of 1.<br />
Jim Breaks is a hard man. A hard man who does not like his ears being touched. If you do touch them he will cry. Then he will go berserk and hurt you very badly. When I was working on this painting, I felt that the likeness to Jim Breaks was so true, that I thought it might come alive, and that is why I have put two crosses over the ears. To remind myself not to touch Jim Breaks' ears. If you become the owner of this painting, you too will be glad that the crosses are there...there to remind you. 'Not to touch the ears.'<br />
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These are the original canvases I painted for the 'Luke Haines 1978 Grapple Calendar' - part of the CD packaging for '91/2 Psychedelic Meditations...' album. I'd quite like to keep them all, but I don't have room, I am hanging on to 2 paintings - Catweazle, and Rollerball Rocco, and the remaining 10 are available for purchase here. These are all originals, each of the paintings is an edition: 1 of 1. There are no copies. I will put two paintings up for sale a day, they will remain up until they are sold. All paintings are signed.</div>
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1/ Dickie Davies. 24cm x 30cm. Acrylic on Canvas. Painting by Luke Haines. 1 of 1.</div>
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Title: 'Grapple Fans'</div>
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Dickie 'The Eyes' Davies, Captain Willard to Giant Haystacks Colonel Kurtz, perhaps? Maybe. Not really. Sir Dick of Eyes - the housewives favourite. And, like the Mona Lisa, or The Laughing Cavalier (or Laughing Gnome?) those 'eyes' just seem to follow you around the room. So, art lovers, just imagine your very own Dickie Davies, on your living room wall, looking at you, forever.</div>
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2/ Kendo Nagasaki. 24cm x 30 cm. Acrylic on canvas. Painting by Luke Haines. 1 of 1.</div>
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Kendo Nagasaki, the masked man's masked man. Feel the powers of Nagasaki, mystical, esoteric, the force. Kendo - a wizard and a true star.<br />
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Pat Roach - In Heaven. Pat Roach, TV's 'Bomber', liked to refer to himself in the third person. Such is the general rot and decline in standards in our fabled country that for some reason it is now thought to be somewhat 'silly' to refer to oneself in the third person. Tommy rot. When Luke Haines paints a picture of Pat 'Bomber' Roach, he refers to himself only in the third person. So, Pat 'Bomber' Roach, for your tireless grapple work, for your TV work, for your referring to yourself in the third person work. Luke Haines Salutes you. St. Bomber.<br />
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Say it. 'Not a grey hair on his head' Mick McManus of the perma-jet-black-hair-skull-cap. Born in New Cross many years ago hailing from a time when a nick name like 'The Tough Guy From South London' was deemed perfectly acceptable. McManus was one of the first to play fast and loose with the rules and pretty much invented the concept of the man you loved to hate. Look at the shape of his body, this is the shape that men used to strive for. I have captured this shape in thick blue paint. It should be pointed out that even though Mick McManus (sadly) did not co -write Hawkwinds' 'Silver Machine,' he is still one of the finest men to walk on Englands green pastures.<br />
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Les Kellett - in Heaven. 58 years old when he started wrestling, Les Kellett looked like yer grandad with a hangover. Actually your Grandad looked younger. Les brought a mixture of fear and loathing into the ring. Also, the proprietor of one of the worst transport cafes in the North (invoked in the song 'Inside The Restless Mind Of Rollerball Rocco.) Look at his hair - it is silver, it has three dimensions. Silver, silver, and silver. The paint, you see, is globule thick. If you had a magic comb you could rake it through that paint barnet. I mainly worked on this canvas to the marxist drones of 'AMMUSIC 1966'. It seemed appropriate.<br />
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